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antisociallysplendid:

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

again?

(via rnozzarellasticks)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s mike & ike not adam and eve

(via tinychatter)

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

(via wartortles)

instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins 

(Source: thehardestmistakes, via kristinadunlap)

rneerkat:

i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude

(via neopetspremium)

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

(via grandkanye)

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

(via abriefbutinfiniteforever)